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May 19 2018

16:39

Who’s staying in an enjoying their weekend?

16:31

probably-voldemort:

Mom: “They’re cute.  I’d put them in a boat.”

Me: “What?”

Mom: “Isn’t that what it’s called?  When you think people would be good together?  They’re on a boat?”

Sister: “You mean you ship them?”

Mom: “Is that it?  I knew it had something to do with boats.  I ship them.”

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everydayconman:

hollowedskin:

fatsexybitch:

coffeeandstring:

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

May 16 2018

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kamuiforest:

girlbeing:

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

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questionlife:

I opened the door and only Arthur came inside. It’s raining. I couldn’t find the other cat. She’s usually the first to come through the door, so I got slightly worried.

Until

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May 14 2018

16:23

baronessblixen:

Every fandom after finding out their show has been cancelled:

The X-Files fandom:

16:18

kateyes224:

Fox, 1013 Productions, Chris Carter, Entertainment Media: There’s still life left in this show if only Gillian Anderson would come to her senses!

Gillian Anderson: Anyway this show’s writing sucks and you can take S12 and shove it up your asses.

May 12 2018

15:30
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welcometonerdland:

blenderweaselhasopinions:

mistertotality:

4gifs:

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

May 09 2018

03:56

May 07 2018

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f13nds:

c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening 

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oxfordcommaforever:

dragonreine:

triumphoftheking:

lyraciilee:

ladyshinga:

sandovers:

you guys, i love this man so so so much

in before nazis twist this around and say we’re being intolerant

I read an interesting article once that said that in a tolerant society, the only way to keep it working was to become intolerant to intolerance if that makes sense.

It’s called the irony of tolerance or something like that. And it was written in the 1940’s. Give you one guess as to what inspired that article.

Full quote on the paradox of tolerancehttps://www.goodreads.com/quotes/25998-the-so-called-paradox-of-freedom-is-the-argument-that-freedom

simplified image version:

always say “fuck right off” to fascism

May 06 2018

23:51

hi-def-doritos:

charming-tothelast:

hi-def-doritos:

manasaysay:

hi-def-doritos:

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

I like your dad already

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

oh WOW

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slimecourse:

i feel very targeted

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May 02 2018

22:21
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friendly-animals:

Follow me for more cute animals! (:

May 01 2018

07:34
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themacklemorebrothers:

In honor of Janelle Monáe coming out I put together a lil graphic about bi & pan identities! This is based on my own experiences within the community as someone who uses both terms. It of course does not cover everything! Image description under the cut.

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